Tag: humor

okay, so this commercial just cracked me up, have you guys seen it??  i love the kid voices aspect and the fact that a subway sandwish was worth taking the BOSS on.... i love it!!

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,… Continue reading monday funnies

Tough year, but I made it !!!  But not everyone is as lucky as I am....... The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature… Continue reading well…. i made it… BARELY!

________________________________________The older we get....ONERecently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half dozen nuggets.'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.'You don't?' I replied.'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was… Continue reading Friday Funnies

Gentle Thoughts For Today 1. Birds of a feather flock together...and then poop on your car.2. A penny saved is a government oversight.3. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.4. The easiest way to find something… Continue reading