The top ten reasons you know you are a mother!!
10. You walk out of the house with a clean shirt… and buckle yourself into the car with a dirty one 😉
9. You can never find both of your shoes, your children love playing with them!
8. You have ever struggled over peeling a messy orange that you won’t get to eat.
7. You have ever given away your nice hot meal because “food always looks best on Mommy’s plate!”
6. If you start ‘getting ready’ to walk out the door 30 minutes before you need to!!
5. You have ever pulled out: matchbox cars, crayons, snotty Kleenex, rocks, or anything else out of your purse while trying to locate your checkbook.