Friday Fragments

Friday… oh, Friday, Friday… you are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you!! 


Ok, so I edited the real song, but it’s Friday!!  Who doesn’t love a Friday???  I think Monday is jealous of Friday, everyone loves Friday and Monday gets such a bad rap.  Oh well, jump in the blog hop, unload those fragments running around your brain, and share them with our well traveled hostess Mrs. 4444!!!
Mommy's Idea

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We have been plodding along in our summer school.  English all over again.  It is so hard to keep motivating the kids to re-do their work when I myself am not a huge fan of English.  I had good speech hammered into me by my mother my entire life and I would be quite happy to have her live close to hammer it into my children… then I could read my summer away watching the kids in the back yard playing in a sprinkler…. ah well.
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Heard in our home this week:
“ur a peddy dud mommy, mom.  speshlee when you don yell at me”
(um, thanks???)
“mom, did you forget?  we still have to hit walmart.”

“All right, NO ONE gets to say ‘goo goo gaga pants’ anymore!”

“Mom, if 7 is the number of perfection/completion in the Bible, we need 2 more kids.
we don’t have enough!!”
“Mom!!  Now you got that song stuck in MY head!!!”

“Mom, if I had billions of dollars sitting in the bank,
I would buy you your own iTouch.”
“Thanks babe, but I would rather have a sports car.”
“Oh… then I would buy you a car and an iTouch.”

“Mom, why do robbers always steal from banks?”
“It’s where the money is.”
“But our money is stored on dad’s computer…”

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Have you ever had something stuck in your head that you just can’t get out??  I have a little ditty stuck that most folks in their 30’s might remember from grade school….
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green,
comet, it tastes like gasoline.
Comet, it makes you vomit!
Who remembers the ending???  I do, I do 😉  I am just trying to get it stuck in your heads now too.
I should not be the only one suffering!

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Just got this email from my MIL, she cracks me up with the cute things she sends me. 

I just discovered this important info below.. Please share with all your friends.  I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!!!
It’s the shampoo I use in the shower!  When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”

No WONDER I have been gaining weight!!! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”


Problem solved!


If I don’t answer the phone .. . . I’ll be in the shower!

Have a wonderful weekend all!!

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4 thoughts on “Friday Fragments

  1. “But our money is stored on dad’s computer…”…I find that hilarious and brilliant. Seriously, it’s like a professional comedian came up with that one. Funny, funny. It would make a good comic strip.

  2. How wise children are to know that a large percentage of money is really on computers in this day and age …And I will be singing that Comet song all night now!

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